Monday, August 16, 2010

Why exactly is chasing after a girl is called hunting??


Predators don't play



Talk about sleezy


After some research., scientists have discovered a certain similarity between prey in the animal kingdom and girls in the social spectrum, and it is a major similarity indeed. Take this into perspective now.

The prey, no matter which it is, need to be able to see not only what is in front of them, but also be aware what is around them. This special characteristic is to enable them to see when predators are lurking around. This is also more commonly known to be peripheral vision. On the flipside, men have very well oriented foveal view, they are more tunnel-visioned which means their eyesight is almost always focused to what is ahead or in front of them. This is a same characteristic that is observed within animals that are predators, those that are higher up on the food chain.

Peripheral vision allows for multi-tasking. For example, a gazelle might be chewing grass but at the same time can spot a predator from a distance who is slowly nearing beside it. This is similar to a woman talking to her friends or a guy while pointing to a guy that is beside or almost behind her without even turning her head. It’s about being aware of your surroundings. The dating life, much like in the animal world, is survival of the fittest. Shape up or shape out.

Due to these theories the conclusion can be drawn without any doubt that the similarity in a scenario of a lion preying on a zebra and a man going after a woman.... which in some cases too it leads to drooling from both man and lion.

Yezzir.


Consider this example too, of how often women escape the clutches of men who actually think they’ve got them where they want them. We’ll compare this with an analogy of a cheetah and gazelle. A cheetah is the fastest of all animals, it can reach blistering speeds which make it so deadly when it’s doing what it does best; chasing the prey. A gazelle, on the other hand… while not the fastest, just so happens to be fast enough and more importantly, is known to be great at escape. A cheetah will hunt a gazelle every day and many times, be unsuccessful. And why is this? Why is the fastest predator not always going to catch the gazelle? It’s simple. A gazelle has the numbers advantage, they can change direction much, much easier due to not moving so quickly and they have greater endurance when it comes to running. Cheetahs can reach their blistering speeds but not maintain it. Instead they tire themselves out, so take a sprinter and put him against a long distance runner in a race that will last over thirty seconds… and the sprinter’s chances of victory severely decline. In order to capture the gazelle, the cheetah must be willing to accept failure every so often, as it’s the only way to eventually succeed. Women can appear as they’re in the palm of your hand, only to them slip out unexpectedly. They’ve got the strength in numbers, they’ve got the sharper mind and they can certainly play the game for longer. I guess if you’re a girl, you’ve got to catch her quickly… ‘cause let her escape one too many times, and you just might not ever get her.


>> the chase is gud but there is no better feeling like catching a prey after a good old run around -- a lion would say the same thing or in this case a cheetah.

SHU!

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